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Barnegat Brings Booty

May 29th, 2013 / / categories: Property /

Seems like yesterday I was filling bags to try to ward off the damage sure to come with Superstorm Sandy. Try as I might her wrath was greater than the make shift wall of sand bags that lined Barnegat Bay. Just a small community of about (50) homes in Mantoloking, New Jersey we had never experienced such destruction.

As I watched my house, what was left of it, be demolished by cranes and dozers where seagulls and surf once resided. I couldn’t help but feel a sense of utter desperation and complete loss of all things dear to me.

That’s when I noticed something protruding from one of the bags I had laid to ward off this unwanted lady of doom. As I approached to confirm my suspicion I grew weak in the knees at the sight before me. It appears while Sandy took my home, she left me more than a million dollars in gold doubloons in one of the bags of sand that had broken open. Looks like things are going to be alright after all.

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Anything’s Possible

May 27th, 2013 / / categories: Dating /

It really happened. It did. And even now I can hardly believe it.

I was never really too confident about trying to score a date with Kara, but I guess I was just the only guy in all the school dumb enough to ignore my slim chance of dating London our classes’ number one female beauty. To this day I don’t know why I didn’t rehearse something fancy to say when I asked her out. She’d just suddenly walked out right in front of me that day when school was letting out, and I had been so afraid of missing my moment that I’d blurted: “Say, Kara, there’s a movie playing this Friday that I’m going to go see. You wanna come with?”

She’d looked at me with those drop-dead-gorgeous blue eyes, grinned widely, and said: “Finally, someone’s asked me out! Sure, Alex, I’d love to.”
Then she just walked away.